Friday, 16 May 2014

Miscellaneous Friday: Vampire Academy Movie Posters

There are many things that piss me off about the marketing of Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters. I enjoyed the Vampire Academy movie, don't get me wrong. But jesus f*cking christ, the marketing team made the movie seem like a whiny teenage flick. Hello, the series is about saving your best friend from absolute peril! 

I was on Google images trying to find some VA movie posters I liked, and I realised that the only ones I did like were fan made. Then it struck me. I'm being 100% serious when I say that the fans should have designed the promo posters and anything else like that. You all have such brilliant talent, and instead we're stuck with fluro or neon coloured posters. No. 













I love these, I think they capture what VA should be about very well when compared with the actual movie posters and promos.

After reevaluating my opinion on Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters, I've realised just how much it sucked compared to the books. I'm so sorry, but it's true. The Waters brothers were not the right choice for a vampire movie, making fun of the books rather than staying true to the source material.

~Au Revoir!~

Friday, 9 May 2014

Miscellaneous Friday: My Favourite GIFs


Does anyone else get really bad writers block that not only stops you from writing stories, but also your blog? Your brain is just like hey bitch, not today! I thought I'd take the opportunity to do a blog post that didn't require heaps of effort. But finding these GIFs took so much time! Anyway, since GIFs are one of the most popular things on the internet, and are just hilariously awesome, I decided to make a compilation of my favourites. 

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You cultured sex thing, you. *giggles*
"We're going shopping in Paris! Can you believe it?"
She looks so happy. :) 
Figures dancing gracefully, across my memory!
Far away, long ago. Glowing dim as an ember!
:D
Whaat?  
Huh? Huh? :D
Hades was (apparently) the original sassy gay friend.
1, 2, 3 BRRR
You look fetching, Dean.
Take off your pants.
Sassy.
It's about this prostitute named Sugar in Victorian England
and she's rising up through the ranks of society and she
meets these really vivid characters. Drunk Emily is so fun.
I love this side of Emily. Too much
Magic doesn't impress Rory. Totalling her car and giving
her a fractured wrist, on the other hand... 
Someone make a toy duck that says whasaaaap instead of
quack. Please? 
You rock, Gollum. You are fabulous.
Feasting, and SMOKING!
It looks like someone has already lost their head.
Ultimatums never end well.
I meant to say cool and then I started to say great... 
Damn, Robin. 
I love you, mum. I love you too.
ROBINS FACIAL EXPRESSION IN THIS GIF OH MY GOD.
Sometimes I worry about Sam. And then this happens.
It was nice knowing you, Barney.
Poor Lily :( 
I Dream of Genie. 
Oh, hello sexy. You sexy thing, you. 
Toad needs a visit to a mental hospital.
Go Mulan! 
It's on, bitch.
No fireworks at the table!
Angel. You've got wings, baby.
OH SNAP. 
SUIT UP! 
I got my eyes on you. 
Smooth, Robin. Real smooth.
Innuendo Bingo would be so fun on the HIMYM set.
Welcome. I've been expecting you. 
So, this happened.
Generalisations!
I think flirting with Kirk should be a game. 
Oh, dirty! 
*mwah*
Who doesn't need to be taught how to smile?
Are you high? Why yes, I believe so. 
Yeah, you like money. We get it Alec. 
TADAAAA! 
Oh, baby. That's some good burger
Amen sister-friend!
Hehe. 
YOU CAN DRINK THE WHOLE TOWN DRY. 
WABOOM. Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Books can look sad. 
He's an action figure
I feel you, buddy.
*insert deranged giggle here* 
 A Motor car! 
Oooh spooky. 
Yum, food. 
God Dean. I can't believe you didn't know. 
GENERAL! 
Naw!
Tea!
This is why Swarkles is my OTP. 
You said it, sister.
Hey girl hey! 
For me? 
Expelliarmus! 
If you ever want someone to leave your house, pull the
"I'm too tired" card. Problem solved.
The feels.
Sexy. 
#ITSOKAYYOU'REFABULOUS
Rule #1 of being a resident of the Gilmore household.
Mulan, please stop. You're making everyone uncomfortable.
I don't think you want to hear this, Smeagol. 
Belle, would you shoot, shag or marry beast? We all know
the answer to that one. 
We all know that. I'm in the same boat as you.
There can only be so much sassy hair fixing in one
relationship.
This is basically my life.
There's a good chance that Luke doesn't like it.
Me too, Rory. We'll cry together.
It's okay, Sam. Gollum will pay for his insolence. 
YAY books! 
Making people (uh, beasts) feel loved and excepted. 
That sexy face you make in the mirror.
I'd give her a HA, a HIYAH, and I'd kick 'er, sir.
~Au Revoir!~